In an odd turn of events, Eggman decides to let Shadow and Rouge join his team and the three of them travel to Prison Island. Eggman simply laughs though, as he has 70 alternate accounts.Īs the two of the argue, Rouge interrupts them and reveals to Eggman that she also fucked his wife and took her vagina diamond. But Shadow uses the Weed Crystal to hack into Eggman's Twitter and block all of Eggman's followers. He eventually finds his way to the Ark's central control room where he confronts Shadow and threatens to kill him twice. Meanwhile, Eggman sings the song Mad World to himself before freaking out, thinking he's somehow back on Prison Island and locked in again. Having broken into Eggman's base, Rouge the Bat hacks into his Twitter account to find the location of his weed supply. When Shadow doesn't let him, Sonic tries to attack but Shadow uses the Weed Crystal to teleport away before he has a chance. Shadow stops in the middle of Station Square to admire the Weed Crystal he just stole, gaining the attention of Sonic the Hedgehog who wants to eat the crystal. He tried to argue that Maria smelt it therefore she dealt it, but he was launched into space despite that. Shadow has a flashback to when his best friend, Maria Robotnik, locked him in an escape pod and said she was going to kill him after he farted. Shadow mocks Eggman via a livestream and almost threatens to have sex with Eggman's own mother before he suffers from PTSD after hearing the song "Sound of da Police". After seeing him in action, Eggman offers Shadow to join him so the two of them can rule the world, but Shadow refuses because "Eggman is fat", and leaves to have sex with Eggman's wife.Īfter escaping the island, Eggman returns to his base in Egypt and finally logs in to his Twitter, only to find Shadow's genitalia on his wife's Twitter feed. However he forgets the password and tries to login using his diamond, instead he just reawakens Shadow the Hedgehog who proceeds to destroy a security robot. He eventually makes it to Level 7 and gets his chance to leave, but before he does he decides to use the facilities' computer to login to his Twitter. However, he somehow manages to survive for three years, going insane in the process. Plot Breaking into Prison Islandįor unknown reasons, Doctor Eggman attempts to break into the highly secure facility of Prison Island, however once inside, the guards lock him in as an attempt to starve him to death. Eggman finds out about his wife's affair, while Knuckles and Rouge try to score some weed and Shadow revisits his dream of golden showers with Maria, now deceased. It is the second part of the Piss Saga, preceded by " Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story)".ĭr. " Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)" is episode 2 of the series SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub. – Doctor Eggman, " Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)") He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth! I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his hedgehog, fucking, quilly dick out! And he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was, "This biiiig," and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com! Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what! Here's what my dong looks like! BWOOOOOH! That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
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